pirates and hoes

i need a book. well i decent one. i have a book of course but its boring. its about this orphan jamie and there may or may not be this evil thing inside him and really i dont care if there is. the is no simpathy card. they didnt let us love the character first they just went ll crazy on us with pirates and hoes and so i just dont care i guess i never cared for him which makes me not care for the book or the author as well. she really sucks someone should tell her how to write a good book i have read some crapy books in my day but its just to boring to boring for my time but yet i find myself reading it becfause i really have nothing else. im dry i really need something i hate not having a book a watch reruns and that is a very bad thing