save yourself because you might die like the cat who saw me today

I'm pathetic its a poor me night bare with me. i have no accomplishments and i probably never will I'm ridiculously fat. cant even wear a swim suit without making 12 people gag. a cat died today did you know it saw me getting into my hot tub and had a heart attack can you believe it i cried for me and the cat I'm severely selfish all about me dont ya know. i decided to live in my basement for the rest of my life and friends oh god they are so overrated real friends are video games right now I'mMario but maybe once i have completed that i will move to the good stuff like cod or something redicously cool. also i decided to become a homeless wrench. well of course i will keep my laptop but sell it off for pocket change because really i will never get a job and hell i dont need one when you have nothing you dont need luxuries like showers or clothes being nude is the new me and hell if i starve myself for a few ears maybe my body will finally eat all the fat and i wont scare the little children. god maybe come find me in ten years and then you wont die . poor poor cat.